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Pete Wentz throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley Field?

What, the Cubs couldn’t get some emo idiot off the streets of Wrigleyville?

Sure, the guy has Windy City ties. He grew up on the north side, went to school in the ‘burbs, played trashy bars near DePaul, blah, blah, blah.

But does that give him the right to bring his wimpy high tops onto the same mound that Fergie Jenkins proudly toed?

Baseball can eliminate the Hall of Fame Game. How about eliminating dorky, comb-over, 150 pound lead singers of horrible bands from ever taking the field?

Marisa Miller should have taken his place. Actually, she should be hired to throw out the first pitch – every home game.


Never again. Never!

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