Jankovic Does Unthinkable, Dumps Jaime Murray

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This could be the biggest bombshell to come out of the All England Club.

Jelena Jankovic, the lesser of the Serbian hotties currently sweeping the tennis world, has cut ties with bushy headed Jaime Murray, reports the Daily Mail.

As a mixed doubles partner.

‘I’d love to play with Jamie again some time, but I’ve told him I won’t do it unless he cuts his hair.’

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The duo was known to be the flirty team who really weren’t shacking up outside the stadium.

‘I had to explain to my boyfriend (a young Serbian businessman) that the media had made it all up about me and Jamie. I’ve  been going out with him for two-and-a-half years and I’m really happy but it wasn’t very pleasant for him to read about it. There were all these rumours going round that I had a soft spot for Jamie, but how could I have a soft spot for someone I hardly knew?

Let’s see. Flirty. Mixed doubles. She wants him to cut his hair. Travelling the world together.

We can see why the boyfriend had mixed emotions. He landed a talented tennis player and she’s on the clay joking with some dorky, pale as white rice tennis player.

One thing we learned long ago, never dick around with emotions of the Serbs and Croats. Wrong move Murray.

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