Cuff ‘Em: Only 14 Arrested In Boston, U Football Recruit Smashes Beer Bottle And A UNC Dope Peddler

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Dog jeopardizes his career as a Tar Heel after fuzz catches him dealing dope 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • We’re stretching this into a sports-related story because it involves a baseball bat and a dirt bike. The guy arrested was on some type of drug (acid, ‘shrooms, LSD, pick your favorite) and thought some other dude scratched the dopers kitchen floor, plus was trying to steal his girlfriend. Yeah, it’s tough to follow along but is a great read nonetheless. Dopers make for great Cuff ‘Em stories.
  • It seems The U has a football recruit who was getting ready for Miami ball by smashing a beer bottle over some guys head at a New Jersey party.

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