Cuff 'Em: Kenny Stabler Gets Boozy, Guy Doesn't Like Baseball And German Racists

By Joe Kinsey June 9, 2008 Posted in Cuff 'Em Joe Kinsey g+ page

The Snake enjoying some venom with college coeds

â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

Kenny “Snake” Stabler got snaked up this weekend and landed a DUI in the process. Of course he’s innocent until proven guilty but this wouldn’t be the legendary QBs first trouble over drinking and driving.
Baseball field neighbor induces panic by shooting shotgun into air in angry rage over balls hitting his house, kids taunting him. Police say crazy guy was the instigator. Investigation continues.

Now this is stupid. A UConn football recruit was arrested after an incident involving his girlfriend, police, alchohol and his high school prom. Nothing is more dumb than getting arrested over a drunk girlfriend.
German fans find Nazi chants amusing, Pols not impressed. Many racist futbol fans cuffed over the weekend.
A Marshall football player enjoys his off-season at bars, in street fights.

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