Cuff ‘Em: Kenny Stabler Gets Boozy, Guy Doesn’t Like Baseball And German Racists
The Snake enjoying some venom with college coeds
â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- Kenny “Snake” Stabler got snaked up this weekend and landed a DUI in the process. Of course he’s innocent until proven guilty but this wouldn’t be the legendary QBs first trouble over drinking and driving.
- Baseball field neighbor induces panic by shooting shotgun into air in angry rage over balls hitting his house, kids taunting him. Police say crazy guy was the instigator. Investigation continues.
- Now this is stupid. A UConn football recruit was arrested after an incident involving his girlfriend, police, alchohol and his high school prom. Nothing is more dumb than getting arrested over a drunk girlfriend.
- German fans find Nazi chants amusing, Pols not impressed. Many racist futbol fans cuffed over the weekend.
- A Marshall football player enjoys his off-season at bars, in street fights.