Daily Dump: Latarian Milton Strikes Again, Useless Sports Merchandise, Vanessa Curry Mask And Lily Allen A Mess
We’re tired of looking at implants. Reka’s boobs will do.
So we get this message from some woman about cheerleaders going to the Middle East to cheer up the troops.
These ladies did not make a dime to go over and support the troops.Â Nor do they drive luxury cars.Â They work incredibly hard in school, at work, or at home with children on top of their incredible schedule as a cheerleader.Â Â Â These comments are disrespectful to a group of beautiful ladies who were honored to go and spend time with out troops.
Our reply: Why would you risk your life and not get paid to do it? Look, lady, we know these woman have a tough life. It’s hard being a cheerleader. That’s why at least one team turned to hiring an 18-year-old. Get them before they start going to college and popping little Kobe’s.
Conclusion: It’s not exactly smart visiting a war zone without at least getting a t-shirt that reads “I got shot at in Iraq and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
Badass Latarian Milton strikes again, wants chicken wings [Friends of the Program]
Claim to work in Sonics’ front office; works well with women [Seattle PI]
Springsteen gets in Red Wings Cup Championship team photo [Tirico Suave]
Meet an Alabama cheerleader [Girls That Cheer]
Weird and useless sports merchandise [Asylum]
Get your Vanessa Curry NBA Finals mask [Don Chavez]
Mock MLB draft using movie characters [Angry T]
This headline probably shouldn’t say “babies” [NFL Juice]
Douchebag party canceled before mayhem can start [Tasty Booze]
Need help with the ladies? This midget can help [Gibbs12]
Dita Von Teese has new German Maxim photos [Camel Tap]
Reka Ebergenyi is a midnight snack [CelebSlam]
72% want a horse over Sarah Jessica Parker [Holy Taco]
Lily Allen is a drunken mess [Drunken Stepfather]
Chicks looking all professional at awards shows [on205th]
Krystal Summers is a train wreck [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
Jennifer Ellison hits the London clubs [Bright Black Internet]
Hiring a naked maid never a good idea [Machochip]
Your typical looking DMB fan is a SDSU hottie [College OTR]
Hahn Family Wines holds a bash at Playboy Mansion [Uncoached]