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Red Wings' Fans Molest Inflatable Penguin

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Have no use for that stupid inflatable penguin you bought for that luau back in ’03 as a senior at Eastern Michigan?

Detroit Red Wings fan would like to do dirty things to it. As you can see, our research assistants discovered Wings fan, before Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Series, is easily aroused by a 3 foot blow up piece of plastic. Just look at tongue girl enjoying a go at that phallic rocket.

This is just the type of chick who scares the hell out of us. She has that crazy look and doesn’t mind grinding a fake penguin with cameras snapping. She has divorce court written all over that face.

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    1. BAIL OUT CITY says:

      AHHH…DETROIT FANS…ALMOST AS INSUFERABLE AS YANKEE FANS! ALMOST! BRAGGING ABOUT ALL THOSE CUPS THEY WON, BACK WHEN ALL IT TOOK WAS TO BEAT ONE GOOD TEAM TO WIN A CUP. LIKE ALL THOSE TORONTO FANS THAT REST ON THEIR LAURALS. TO ME DETROIT IS STEINBRENNER ON ICE, THEY BUY UP ALL THEY CAN, MOST FAIL, BUT SOME DONT AND HERE COMES ANOTHER CUP….. WHO ON THEIR TEAM CAME UP THROUGH THE DRAFT OR FARM SYSTEM? JUST THE SAME AS THE YANKEES I TELL YA…COURSE THEIR PATHETIC "CITY"/POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND IS A HOLE FILTHIER THAN YOU WOULD FIND ON ANY CRACK WHORE. THE ENTIRE CITY HAS THEIR HANDS OUT FOR A "BAIL-OUT" FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT! LET THE CITY SINK INTO THE OBLIVION THAT IT IS MEANT TO…EFF DETROIT AND ALL THAT IT SPAWNS.
      AREN'T RED WINGS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GO DOWN ON A BIATCH ON HER PERIOD? NICE IMAGE DETROIT…LOVELY REALLY….

      I JUST WISH CLAUDE LEMIEUX DID TO THAT WHOLE CITY WHAT HE DID TO KRIS (GIRL'S NAME?) DRAPER!!!! THEN WE WOULD BE DONE WITH IT!

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