Cuff ‘Em: Patrick Sparks Drains DUI, Bullying Lands 90 Days In Pen And Massive Kegger Busted

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“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • There seems to be a major outbreak of bad behavior by white boys in the Midwest. First, we had the case of the huge white football player at Miami (O.) University busting into dorm rooms. Now we have UK basketball legend Patrick Sparks landing a DUI in Bowling Green, Kentucky.
  • Sticking in the Midwest, how about this 9th grader getting 90 days in juvenile detention for – bullying. The punk was picking on his basketball teammates and obviously didn’t know there was “No I In Team.”

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