â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- There seems to be a major outbreak of bad behavior by white boys in the Midwest. First, we had the case of the huge white football player at Miami (O.) University busting into dorm rooms. Now we have UK basketball legend Patrick Sparks landing a DUI in Bowling Green, Kentucky.
- Sticking in the Midwest, how about this 9th grader getting 90 days in juvenile detention for – bullying. The punk was picking on his basketball teammates and obviously didn’t know there was “No I In Team.”
- A former Razorback will give jail basketball team an added boost off the bench. Ron Huery gets 5 years in the pen.
- Now this is a kegger. Like an 18 kegger. Hosted by high school students. 62 cited for underage drinking. 110 detained.
- Don’t pose as a former Florida baseball and football player to land tail. You’ll be caught.