Implant Madness: Hooters Sanford Classic Fun
We threw a dart and hit the one on left. Sorry #20.
You spend $5k on new boobs. True, they look good to your husband. He tells you how beautiful those puppies are. But you want more. There is a burning desire to show off the mammaries to mullet-sporting, hard drinking Harley types.What are your options?
Pick a weekend, pick a Hooters or Harley dealership and enter a bikini contest. We’ll be here throughout the summer to chronicle the adventures with our Monday feature, “Implant Madness: The Weekend Bikini Recap.â€

Those white guys can’t believe the wife let them out of the house for this
Our research team believes these photos are from the Hooters Sanford bikini contest that took place Saturday.
Like you even care.
This has to be one of the hottest crops of Hooters contestants we’ve seen this season. There’s at least two dozen quarts of silicone on display and it was love at first site. Look at how these women show off the trophies a doctor in a strip mall gave them for several thousand dollars.
God Bless the U.S.A.!
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the one on the right should invest in her teeth next
You made it that far north?
Someone is a little angry this morning, no?
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