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DeMarr only had a little wine. Why the police always hatin’?

 “Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

* We have a four-pack today. Strangely, it’s quite this weekend. Things should heat up tomorrow when those damn newspaper reporters get back to work.

  • When you mix alcohol, the London Underground and a new law prohibiting drinking in the Tube you are going to have issues. Multiple arrests follow the revelry.
  • And finally…we visit the thuggery of NHRA where some moron bought kids tickets, altered them to appear to be adult tickets and was subsequently caught by police who weren’t amused by this trick. Kids were mortified.
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