Cuff ‘Em: Miami University Football Player Attacks, Nevada Pack Land DUIs And One Nasty Bus Driver



A white football player from Miami University makes Cuff ‘Em. A first. 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Being 6-7, 290-pounds might have hurt this Miami University football player on his quest to get away with busting into dorm rooms to ripoff goods. He tussled with a chick who punched him in the face and chased him through dorm. He was cuffed and will be charged with numerous counts.
  • Nevada football team racks up DUI arrests in packs of 3. Memorial Day weekend a good time for police to find football players driving drunk. It looks like the problems at Iowa are rubbing off throughout college football.

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  2. semilost says:

    I hate to burst your "This just in bubble!" but the room wrecker is from Miami of Ohio, not the Florida version. So da' white folk is (sic) still looking good for 'dat state…

  3. J Koot says:

    No shit? You're kidding, he's from Miami of Ohio?

    If he was from Miami, Fla. we would have written "University of Miami."

    We're from Ohio, these things don't get past us.

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