5 P.M.: Keely Shaye Smith Still Beefy
24-Hours Of Bikinis : 5 P.M. EST
It’s likely you’ll get slammed tonight at the clubs and start wearing beer goggles. After 8 beers and 2 Long Islands, you’ll begin to think this type of chick looks like an 8.5.
So avoid this at all costs. Your so called buddies will let you get sloppy on a biggin’, start snapping photos that will be put on FaceBook and before long you’ll be known around the Internets.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.