Father Says No Playboy For Famous ESPN Daughter

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“Dream on,” says dad

The dream is over, fellas.

Not my daughter, says the father of a certain ESPN sideline reporters chances of appearing in Playboy minus her work uniform.

Two hints: It’s not Lisa Salters (she’s black) or Shelley Smith’ (she’s old and huge).

The daughter who won’t be pulling a Harkleroad after the jump.

“…hell will freeze over before she ever would be in Playboy for anything else,” Steve Andrews tells Media General News, of the chances daughter Erin ever fulfilling the dreams of men around the world.

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Father Steve, however, does vote for his daughter when she’s up for cool awards.

He said he and Paula laughed about the Playboy poll. “We went online and voted for her,” he says. “Imagine us looking at Playboy.”

Another tidbit we found from this most interesting story was the news that Erin lives with her younger sister, Kendra who happens to be a professional dancer. We get the sense that Steve will be voting on more polls very soon.

Oh, before we forget, EA will be all over your screen during today’s Scripps Spelling Bee. The coverage begins at 11 a.m. EST.

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Dirty old men will just have to use their imagination

You’ll never see this in the buff:

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