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Cuff ‘Em: Utah Prison System Lands QB, High Schooler Steals Coach’s Gas Card And Carnies Rig Dice Game

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Brah plunked down over 2Gs worth of gas on his coach’s gas card 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • The Utah State Prison system has landed a 21-year-old QB to run its offense. A former Utah State University quarterback will spend some time in prison for sexual battery.  Jerod Dwayne Walker will have to resume baller career in the slammer.
  • Gas prices are insane so what’s the next logical move if you’re in high school and broke? If you are a star athlete you steal the coach’s gas card and slam over $2,000 on that plastic.

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