Cuff ‘Em: Salisbury U. Without Two Goalies, Baby Geese Killed By Mower?

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One Salisbury U. punk not playing lacrosse today

 “Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

We’re strapped for time this morning so you’ll have to be satisified with two of the best ‘cuff ‘ems BC could find.

  • Salisbury U. will be without two goalies for today’s D-III lacrosse semifinal after they were arrested for vandalism. Police say these punks smashed windows, punctured tires and blasted mailboxes.
  • No arrests were made in this Kansas incident, however residents near a golf course filed a report with police saying a landscaper was running over baby geese with a mower. The owner says it’s a misunderstanding. The maintenance guy says he was just pushing the animals towards the water.
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