One Salisbury U. punk not playing lacrosse today
Â â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
We’re strapped for time this morning so you’ll have to be satisified with two of the best ‘cuff ‘ems BC could find.
- Salisbury U. will be without two goalies for today’s D-III lacrosse semifinal after they were arrested for vandalism. Police say these punks smashed windows, punctured tires and blasted mailboxes.
- No arrests were made in this Kansas incident, however residents near a golf course filed a report with police saying a landscaper was running over baby geese with a mower. The owner says it’s a misunderstanding. TheÂ maintenance guyÂ says he was just pushing the animals towards the water.