JaMarcus Russell's Head Growing At Alarming Rate

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JaSkinny (right) talks to media yesterday at Oakland’s camp

We’ve heard of growing into a man’s body, but this is getting ridiculous for JaMarcus Russell. He’s literally a dozen cupcakes from exploding.

The 2008 photo (above, right) was taken yesterday after Oakland’s non-madatory minicamp. At left is from the 2002 Nike Camp before fatboy went to LSU. See any difference?

As a teen, Russell had a NFL body. Now just 22 beefcake is looking offensive lineman-esque. San Francisco media report he’s ‘down’ to 269, even going as far to run headlines ‘JaSkinny.’

Maybe Russ should call Culpepper and ask about carrying around a huge ass and beer gut.

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