Implant Madness: The Weekend Bikini Recap
This Texan took the Longhorn Harley Davidson bikini contest title
You spend $5k on new boobs. True, they look good to your husband. He tells you how beautiful those puppies are. But you want more. There is a burning desire to show off the mammaries to mullet-sporting, hard drinking Harley types.
What are your options? Pick a weekend, pick a Hooters or Harley dealership and enter a bikini contest. We’ll be here throughout the summer to chronicle the adventures with our Monday feature, “Implant Madness: The Weekend Bikini Recap.”
Today we start in Texas for a Harley event and end in Florida for Hooters holding contests in parking lots. Now that’s classy.
We move on to Lakeland, Florida for a parking lot Hooters bikini showdown.
Our final stop is at some motorcycle shop sponsoring a Hooters bikini contest, with not the hottest chicks we’ve seen. Definitely 3rd place this weekend.




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