Cedric, are your eyes supposed to be glazed over?Â
â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- More depressing: Eight Belles dying or humans leaving 2-month-old in car while they go into OTB parlor for 20 minutes.
- Cedric Benson on path to throwing away NFL career. He was arrested yesterday for Boating While Intoxicated. He was also pepper sprayed in the incident. Loser!
- If you had Marvin Harrison bet with 15-1 odds of being arrested this off-season, you could possibly be in for some money.
- An Iowa State football coach really wanted his impounded car back after getting DUI.
- This former college football player really didn’t like his coach.