Cuff 'Em: Ronaldo Into Brazilian Trannies, Frat Boys Get 4 Days For Cattle Prod Attacks And Canadian Criminals

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

• Brazilian soccer superstar Ronaldo questioned about being involved with trannies in Rio.
• Throwing darts at pledges and sticking them with cattle prods will get you 4 days in jail.

• UConn football player really needed $31 worth of stolen goods.
• Man really wanted Canadian Football Hall of Fame clothing, goes smash and grab on store.
• Special task force still rounding up crazy French Candians in Montreal celebration fiasco.

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