Welcome to tailgating at the 2008 Blue-White Penn State game where random doors are used as props for drunks jumping off a Jeep.
In other news, these
students drunks have the opportunity to vote today for possibly the next President of the United States. It would have been more interesting to settle this vote with a whiskey-guns-bowling-beer drinking-Olympics where the last candidate standing wins.
We’d actually take Clinton in that showdown.