Tony! You always make a mess on me! Stop It!
Upon initial inspection we pegged that as bleu cheese on Jessica Simpson’s tongue. A better look revealed it’s the birthday cake of 28-year-old stud Tony Romo.
Not pictured – Joe Simpson in the corner giggling and calculating how much he’s going to bag on the Romo-Simpson marriage photos.
These people make us sick in a train wreck kind of way. Just how long can pops ride this gravy train? He still has the Ashlee baby photos to sell off. By all estimates the guy could retire in about 10 years.