â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
Maybe the criminals took a day off for the Pope’s visit. Whatever the case, it was nearly impossible to find good arrest stories for this feature. We hope for better stories tomorrow.