Pudgy John David Booty Has Body Ready For NFL

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The lack of muscle tone or muscles at all never hurt Tom Brady. He’s done pretty well without a 4.6 40 and bulging biceps. Gisele doesn’t seem to mind. And Bridget Moynahan let him into her pants with that average body.

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All that said, John David Booty seems to be taking a page out of the Brady playbook by heading into the NFL draft sporting a double chin, less bicep tone than Richard Simmons and what could quickly become a sizable beer gut. Oh, and don’t forget the small hands issue.

“I think that really showed what I was capable of doing . . . and answered any questions that were there,” Booty told the LA Times at a recent USC pro day.

This guy has multiple Super Bowl winning body written all over him. Will your team be lucky enough to land him on Day Two? Just a couple more weekends until you find out.

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