Cuff ‘Em: Penn State Jerkoff, China Flamer Problems And Grass Eating Carp

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Peeing on Lawrence curb will get you arrested. Photo by troach

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“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  1. “This is how I chill, ma’am,” the alleged Penn State masturbator tells police.
  2. Golf-ball retriever guy left behind illegal grass eating carp, police close in.
  3. One KU celebrator arrested for peeing on curb. Otherwise everything quiet. MSU not impressed.
  4. Former junior high basketball coach and custodian arrested for rape.
  5. China having some problems with protesters putting out flame.
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