Daily Dump: Jews/Billy Packer Pumped, Beanie Wells Wants A Piece, Top Gingers And No Naked IU Cheerleader Love

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Bill O’Reilly has no sympathy for naked IU cheerleader

Bob Knight has to be the worst hire in the history of ESPN. We’ve all heard his stories. It’s obvious he’s a huge ass. Recollections of 1987 are not interesting. Get his codger ass off the stage. He’s history.

In other news, spring has sprung. Big Gay Rich is getting pumped – for summer. Us pasties in the Midwest will enjoy 60-degree temps and sunshine. Tell the wife to go shopping, get the buddies together and have a great weekend of sports action. The Tigers try to make it 0-for-April this afternoon on national television.

In other news, Billy Packer’s suck fest starts at 6 p.m. EST.

Today’s Dump:

Kournikova starting to look like your neighbor lady Mrs. I’dDoYou [on205th]

Beanie Wells wants a piece of Archie Griffin’s thunder [Waiting For Next Year]

Naked IU cheerleader gets no love from O’Reilly [Don Chavez]

Jews pumped for huge Eric Gordon announcement [The Meaningful Collateral]

Top gingers from sporting world [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Taco Bell introducing new product: burrito that looks like a baby [Holy Taco]

Yet another sad alcohol related death [Tasty Booze]

Drew Carey pulls April Fool’s joke on unsuspecting Price Is Righter [Brahsome]

Cameron Diaz was yesterday’s daily snapshot [COED]

Chicks like Emily Scott won’t be talking to you tonight at the clubs [Uncoached]

Guy wins $130 MegaMillions lottery, could return to E. Mich. U. [Blog of Hilarity]

…and finally, you missed Friday Night with Minka [Cuzoogle]