Cuff ‘Em: Perrilloux To Visit White House, Kenny Wright Flees And Yankee Fans Want Bunting



Model citizenery to make trip to White House

We’re rolling out new features around here at a fevered pace. Today we’re happy to introduce “Cuff ‘Em” a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 morons but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  1. Former high school football coach faces charges of tying up and handcuffing girl at school.
  2. Cleveland Browns‘ got themselves a runner. Kenny Wright flees and possesses pot, police say.
  3. Classic LSU! Perrilloux reinstated in time to visit White House.
  4. Mississippi State boots heat-packing players.
  5. Yankee fans arrested for trying to steal bunting – wanted souvenir.
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    1. Gray says:

      "Classic LSU"? Besides the RP saga, LSU is one of the less behaviorally problematic football programs in the nation (and certainly the conference). So yeah, if by "classic LSU" you mean "current LSU – and only regarding one key player" then you're spot on.

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