While the Arizona Republic is telling Matt Leinart to grow up and become a man, we turned this whole drunken episode into a contest, “Bigger Gunboats: Leinart vs. Kurt Warner!”
Just look at these two millionaires developing man-cans faster than that chick can bong a beer. Warner (on March 2) barely fits into that jersey as his man-flab protrudes around the cans. Meanwhile, Leinart has that, “I’ve been working out with beer can curls” look going on.
If BC staffers were Cardinal fans we’d be more concerned that neither of these two will be able to hit Larry Fitzgerald on a 20-yard pattern.
[Warner photo via Nikon to Infinity]