Keith McCants On One-Way Highway To Death

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We’ve spent the past couple of months telling you about how former Auburn Alabama great and NFL washout Keith McCants has been busy killing himself with crack and being a complete loser. You can add yet another story onto this continuing saga.

Friday night police in Alabama had to Taser him after he threw his drug making gear at an officer, nearly hitting him in the head, reports the PRESS-REGISTER.

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Police say McCants was panhandling while prostitutes tried to drum up business on some street corner near Mobile. That is a man who once signed a contract worth $7.4 million. Million! Gone. He gets some sort of pension but, obviously proceeds to smoke it up in an aluminum can.

Things are so bad that McCants was still in jail Saturday night on $1,500 bail. Usually 10% will get you on the streets. But he’s now used to sitting in jail rather than paying the money. He recently spent a couple days in jail for not paying a fine for driving without insurance.

Ok, kids, let this be a lesson. Crack is no good. It’ll make you a complete loser and you’ll end up begging for money and doing God knows what on a street corner. We really don’t want to know what the former Tampa Bay Buccaneer was doing if the panhandling business was down.

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