Daily Dump: Celine Dion Only 40, Gus Johnson Big Dog, Bill Self Not Happy And Badass Umbrella

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We never would have guessed she’s turning only 40 today

How about this shocker from CBS. Billy Packer and Nantz aren’t working today’s late game? Our favorite play-by-play guy, Gus Johnson gets to let his pipes be heard in prime time. Oh, it’s just that Cinderella Davidson is still in this tourney and CBS hopes like hell for a huge upset.

So far we’re talking about one drowsy tournament. Without Stephen Curry it would be unmemorable. Now if all 4 #1s get to San Antonio it’s a different story. How about three 1s and Davidson? Jim Nantz would piss himself. 

Today’s Dump:

Bill Self not a big fan of basketball at Ford Field [Freep]

Baseball brings circus to L.A. Colisseum [Sports By Brooks]

Even more buses of Davidson brats coming to Detroit [Seattle Times]

The rumor is true, Big Ten not very good [The World of Issac]

This is funny, Isaiah Rider arrested for possible auto theft [The Argus]

Wake bball recruit gets arrest record ready for college [News-Observer]

The umbrella that will kick ass in a fight [Tasty Booze]

The hot chick without a name [Bright Black Internet]

Tennessee basketball fans not taking losing very well [Losers With Socks]

….and finally, your weekly dose of Mushnick [NY Post]

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