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This was a week of firsts for Busted Coverage. We had a our very first deaf guy doing body shots on spring break and now we’re publicising a teenage root beer kegger in Wisconsin that has attracted the attention of whitey Midwestern media and even on the national level at MSNBC.

The high school students bought a root beer keg, red cups we’ve all seen at keggers, and invited a huge crowd to a house for the event. Cars lined the road, police were called and converged on the house and proceeded to give every kid a Breathalyzer. They all blew zeros.

“We didn’t know it would work well enough to make the cops show up,” Dustin Zebro said of the plan to poke fun at the administrators by throwing a root beer kegger.

Oh it worked well. The cops went bat-shit crazy making sure there wasn’t any boozing going on. Both sides should be commended for their actions. The police are just trying to make sure drunk morons aren’t leaving a party, driving country roads.

The students, on the other hand, have a YouTube classic where the cop giving the breath test is seen smiling as kids continue to blow negatives.

* A BC message to these teens*  We were your age, once, getting plowed at raging keggers. If you take our path of destruction you’ll probably end up slightly drunken and blogging about being drunken. Think about it. Get an education and break this vicious cycle. 

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