Daily Dump: Sara Jean Underwood Birthday, Pacman Parties, 50 Words Women Hate And Obama Licks Hillary

We’d like to give Sara Jean Underwood her birthday spankings today
Your daily waste of time trip around the world of sports. And tail, TOO! Have a link for our loyal readers? We drop the dump every day by 9 a.m. Please have links in by 7 a.m. at the latest. Tell friends, enemies, mothers, girlfriends and mailmen. All we ask is to add us to your blog roll or drop a link for us here and there.
Today’s Dump:
Bears have paid Cedric Benson $1.7 million per TD [Rumors and Rants]
This walrus gets all the chicks [The Meaningful Collateral]
Shawn Merriman’s car goes up in ball of flames [The Sports Point]
Rashad McCants a lyrical genius [Brahsome]
Pacman just wants to be young and party [on205th]
‘Cock QB has off-season issues [Losers With Socks]
50 words women hate [Holy Taco]
50 Hottest Student Body’s [Tasty Booze]
NBA dancer battles [Cuzoogle]
Dubya to throw first pitch to doper? [Sports By Brooks]
Top signs Chris Webber’s comeback not working out [Epic Carnival]
Hollywood couple that is extremely boring [Blog of Hilarity]
Today’s Tail:
Megan likes meeting Hollywood B-listers [Don Chavez]
Chick named Simon Fusco Stratten in bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
Obama gets a piece of Hillary [Liquid Generation]
Obama Girl takes stand against Billary [COED]
Kate Bosworth is a Hump Day Hottie [Next Round]
Speaking of humps, check out Jaime Nicole [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
Stripper to work funeral [Bright Black Internet]
Guess that ass [Barstool Sports]
Carmen Ortega Flaunts Curves
The Most Embarassing Photos in Sports
Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad Ideas For the Weekend
Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Awesomeness
Miss Campo Makes You Fall in Love
Emma Watson Caught Kissing Who?
Girls Gone WILD
Hot Girl Doing Yoga
Best Bikini Bod Ever?
Miley Like You've Never Seen Her Before


