Daily Dump: Sara Jean Underwood Birthday, Pacman Parties, 50 Words Women Hate And Obama Licks Hillary

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We’d like to give Sara Jean Underwood her birthday spankings today

Your daily waste of time trip around the world of sports. And tail, TOO! Have a link for our loyal readers? We drop the dump every day by 9 a.m. Please have links in by 7 a.m. at the latest. Tell friends, enemies, mothers, girlfriends and mailmen. All we ask is to add us to your blog roll or drop a link for us here and there.

Today’s Dump:

Bears have paid Cedric Benson $1.7 million per TD [Rumors and Rants]

This walrus gets all the chicks [The Meaningful Collateral]

Shawn Merriman’s car goes up in ball of flames [The Sports Point]

Rashad McCants a lyrical genius [Brahsome]

Pacman just wants to be young and party [on205th]

‘Cock QB has off-season issues [Losers With Socks]

50 words women hate [Holy Taco]

50 Hottest Student Body’s [Tasty Booze]

NBA dancer battles [Cuzoogle]

Dubya to throw first pitch to doper? [Sports By Brooks]

Top signs Chris Webber’s comeback not working out [Epic Carnival]

Hollywood couple that is extremely boring [Blog of Hilarity]

Today’s Tail:

Megan likes meeting Hollywood B-listers [Don Chavez]

Chick named Simon Fusco Stratten in bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

Obama gets a piece of Hillary [Liquid Generation]

Obama Girl takes stand against Billary [COED]

Kate Bosworth is a Hump Day Hottie [Next Round]

Speaking of humps, check out Jaime Nicole [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Stripper to work funeral [Bright Black Internet]

Guess that ass [Barstool Sports]