Beating The Man: Madness Pricks & Predictions
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Not this again. Just when you’ve got your NCAA Tournament bracket all filled out and you’ve forked over the five buck entry fee, you’re being told to pull out or face jail time. Under current California law, for example, if you are caught organizing or placing a bet in a sports office pool you will be charged with a misdemeanor or even a felony and sent to the slammer for up to a year.
Lame.
How much do you want to bet that every fat farted FBI agent and porky politician opposed to NCAA Tournament office pools has never had the balls to play college sports before, let alone get the Final Four right?
Here are my first round NCAA Tournament bracket picks. Read ‘em and weep.
East
UNC over St. Mary’s
Arkansas over Indiana
George Mason over Notre Dame
Washington State over Winthrop
Oklahoma over St. Joseph’s
Louisville over Boise State
Butler over South Alabama
American over Tennessee
Midwest
Kansas over Portland State
UNLV over Kent State
Villanova over Clemson
Vanderbilt over Siena
Kansas State over USC
Cal State Fullerton over Wisconsin
Gonzaga over Davidson
Georgetown over UNBC
South
Memphis over Texas Arlington
Oregon over Mississippi State
Michigan State over Temple
Pittsburgh over Oral Roberts
Kentucky over Marquette
Stanford over Cornell
St. Mary’s CA over Miami Florida
Texas over Austin Peay
West
UCLA over Mississippi Valley State
Texas A&M over BYU
Drake over Western Kentucky
San Diego over Connecticut
Purdue over Baylor
Xavier over Georgia
West Virginia over Arizona
Duke over Belmont

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