Douche Joe Francis Hits Spitzer Hooker Lottery
Sometimes morons have all the luck.
Eliot Spitzer hooker Ashley Dupre really has packed in a full life into her 22-year-old body. Today we learn Joe Francis, the douche behind Girls Gone Wild shot tons of video of Kristin shortly after she turned 18. In other words, Francis struck gold and is now cashing the check.
“It’ll save me a million bucks,” Francis told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “It’s kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch.”
For a cool $30 you can see what Eliot spent thousands for. Isn’t America the greatest? This chick could be extremely wealthy, but she gave up her nudity at a young age and now jailbait Francis is going to make millions off this hooker.
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Joe Francis is such a fucker. When he decided that it would make his videos better by being in front of the camera, that’s when they were ruined for me.
Directing porn can’t be too hard but apparently “just show the hot girls” is over Joe’s head.