Brett Favre Now Hawking Snapper Mowers

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This is what Brett Favre gets for retiring with mileage left on his right arm. He’s now reduced to being spokesman for Snapper mowers. The guy doesn’t drink, smoke, or own a NASCAR team.

He’s too young for Viagra commericials, so those are out.  He talks too slow to join a NFL morning show. In other words, he’s screwed.

It appears Brett will have to keep busy pimping zero-turn lawn machinery and Wrangler jeans. Yee Haw!

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