As pictured in Florida this month during the annual spring training proceedings where pasty white baseball players get in aÂ pre-summer tan and extra rounds of golf.
We can hear the baseball purists now. “What bullshit! Cheerleaders on dugouts will ruin this game.” Uh, have you seen the Marlins’ gate receipts lately.
“I can’t see who’s playing 3rd with those bimbos in my way.” Uh, take your vag and go visit a WNBA game.
BC has new for you purists; between foamy fingers and hot dog prices, baseball games have become a huge ripoff.Â Whatever happened to dollar dog night. Pack up the family, get 10 tube steaks and a couple of brews and its fun for all ages. Now, if dad doesn’t want to pay for the $5 Boog dog all of you can suck it.
So, we say, bring on chicks wearing 3-inch heals and belly shirts with huge implants. It will help take our attention away from David Wright’s 0-fer-4 that killed our fantasy team. Finally, a trend in sports Busted Coverage will demand at all levels of baseball.