The View From JaMarcus Russell's Escalade Camera

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Fatter: JaMarcus Russell or Jared Lorenzen?

Better ride: Stupid question

Flickr user iPhone recently released images of what is said to be JaMarcus Russell’s Escalade parked at some hotel in some town. Supposedly iPhone works as a valet and parked this freakish ride, sportin’ ’26” diamond-encrusted rims.’

We’ve all seen stars and their cars but who’s ever driven those same rides. Or better yet, who’s taken photos of a buddy on the SUVs in-dash security camera (below). That is exactly what iPhone managed while parking fatboy’s ride.

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“Taken from inside the Oakland Raiders star’s Cadillac Escalade. His entourage was in and out of the hotel I work at all weekend, and I drove his Mercedes Benz S600 V12 and his Cadillac Escalade, as well as his bodyguard’s GMC Sierra (pictured) a few times,” reports the valet.

The only security Russell needs is a lock on the hotel buffet table. Dude has been seriously throwing down the grub and the Raiders have been scrambling to say he’s not hitting the scales at 300+. Who’s ready for another 3-13 season?

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Russell’s other ride – kinda tight for fatass

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