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Do you have 8 kids running around the house?  Have you been meaning to get snipped? You know, get the boys neutered.

Now is the perfect time according to a snippet in the SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE. Get cut and turn it into a 4-day weekend during the first week of March Madness thanks to an Oregon urology institute.

“When March Madness approaches you need an excuse . . . to stay at home in front of the big screen,” says a radio ad. “Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. “It’s snip city.”

The best part of this deal: a radio station promoting this ad has sweetened the deal with a “recovery kit” that features sports magazines, pizza delivery and frozen peas.

Can’t make it to Oregon? Maybe Ohio is an easier trip. May we suggest the world famous urologist Dick Tapper who calls Northwest Ohio home. His real name is Richard, but those in the know only refer to him as Dick.

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