How Cornell University Throws A Plastic Storage Bin Hairy Buffalo Party

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Critical ingredient: Everclear goes into the Chinese plastic bin

Welcome to Cornell University where throwing a Hairy Buffalo party is just a plastic storage bin and booze away from a drunken time.

We go into the Ivy League minds or those who will someday run our banking system, the government, Wall Street and the porn industry as they create a party in these easy to remember steps.

(The visual evidence after the jump.)

Chill the booze and fruit







Add some colored fruit punch to cut the Everclear’s bite, stir and drink…



Grab the CamelBack and proceed to get tanked at a dizzying pace



And, finally, once good and drunk, play grab ass with the coeds you’ve invited.



[Entire Cornell Party Pic Set]

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