How Cornell University Throws A Plastic Storage Bin Hairy Buffalo Party

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Critical ingredient: Everclear goes into the Chinese plastic bin

Welcome to Cornell University where throwing a Hairy Buffalo party is just a plastic storage bin and booze away from a drunken time.

We go into the Ivy League minds or those who will someday run our banking system, the government, Wall Street and the porn industry as they create a party in these easy to remember steps.

(The visual evidence after the jump.)

Chill the booze and fruit

 

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Pour

 

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Add some colored fruit punch to cut the Everclear’s bite, stir and drink…

 

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Grab the CamelBack and proceed to get tanked at a dizzying pace

 

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And, finally, once good and drunk, play grab ass with the coeds you’ve invited.

 

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[Entire Cornell Party Pic Set]

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