BC: Mr. Clemens, is that your World Series ring on this ladies finger?
Gluteus Maximus: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m innocent. I’ve got nothing to hide.
BC: But we’ve got this photo of you in a locker room with the woman.Â
Gluteus Maximus: Photoshop! Brian McNamee photoshoped that woman into the photo. He’s trying to ruin me.
BC: Sir, we got the photo off Flickr, where the lady has an account.Â
Gluteus Maximus: It’s a sad day in this country when your guilty until proven innocent!
BC: You look pretty guilty to us.
Gluteus Maximus: I will get every last one of you asshole bloggers!