Is This Woman Wearing Roger Clemens World Series Ring?

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BC: Mr. Clemens, is that your World Series ring on this ladies finger?

Gluteus Maximus: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m innocent. I’ve got nothing to hide.

BC: But we’ve got this photo of you in a locker room with the woman. 

Gluteus Maximus: Photoshop! Brian McNamee photoshoped that woman into the photo. He’s trying to ruin me.

BC: Sir, we got the photo off Flickr, where the lady has an account. 

Gluteus Maximus: It’s a sad day in this country when your guilty until proven innocent!

BC: You look pretty guilty to us.

Gluteus Maximus: I will get every last one of you asshole bloggers!

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