Duke Students Celebrate Victory Over North Carolina By Burning Benches
We won a February game over UNC! Let’s burn stuff! Makes us wonder what would happen if they won a NCAA title this season.
“This just goes to show that Duke students can win an awesome game, have good fun, good fire, good fights and no one needs to get hurt,” mud-covered sophomore Frank Jemison said to the Duke Chronicle.
We always had Dookies pegged as being sorta smart. But now BC is confused.
“Pour some gasoline on it! Gasoline, baby!” freshman forward Kyle Singler shouted.