Daily Dump: Gemma Atkinson Drinks, Lauren Conrad Returns, The Beer War And FBR Open Arrests

Gemma, lime in water is our favorite, too.
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Today’s Dump:
Super Bowl XLII: The Beer War [Tasty Booze]
Moron hits power pole, knocks out Super Bowl to 8,300 homes [San Jose Mercury News]
Thank God Lauren Conrad made it home safely from Super Bowl [Gossip Girls]
FBR Open has more arrests than Super Bowl [AZ Central]
Howie Long’s Big F*cking Head [Brahsome]
Check out the Giants fan in the back [Losers With Socks]
Top 12 things you have to look forward to during this winter lull [Epic Carnival]
Tom Brady less handsome than previously thought [Blog of Hilarity]
Today’s Tail:
Natasha Yi first Asian to work on The Price Is Right [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
Our daily favorite: Photo galleries you’ll fall in love with [Coed]
Which video of Heidi Montag do you prefer? [on205th.com]
Erin Andrews Wants Me to DIEÂ [MacGsWorld]
Alice Greczyn Has A Fine Ass [Bright Black Internet]
Elle Macpherson dating a 21-year-old? [So Feminine]
Hayden Panettiere Talks Politics [Just Jared]
Gemma Atkinson holding pint of Guinness [Drunken Stepfather]
Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Awesomeness
Things Non Sports Fans Don't Understand
Eating Fruit Has Never Looked So Good
Girls With Hidden Talents
Skaters Girls
Super Weird Sports Facts
Candice Swanepoel in Miami
Girls in Short Shorts
Which Celeb's Boobs Hung Onto Dear Life?
Take a Picture
Best Bikini Bod Ever?
Emma Watson Caught Kissing Who?
Miranda Kerr's Wardrobe Malfunction
Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconu for Vogue (NSFW)

