Daily Dump: F@ck New England, Peyton Manning Wants To Dance And Super Bowl Arrests

Well, hello ladies. My name is New England and I’d be honored .

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Today’s Dump:

You stay classy Miami and New England [Awful Announcing]

Eli winning Super Bowl makes Peyton wanna dance [Sports By Brooks]

Miami Vice script plays out in Super Bowl Sunday boat chase, half-ton of pot on boat [Some TV Station]

UMass students forgot you get arrested when your team wins [Some TV Station]

Only 2 NYU students arrested, chant “Boston Sucks!” [Washington Square News]

Swat team called to Super Bowl party after threats made [Some TV Station] 

Fresno women attend Stripper Bowl party, male dancer halftime entertainment [Some TV Station]

Greatest headline you won’t be seeing in NY Times [WhatUpThug]

Today’s Tail: 

Yet another working Hooters chick naked in Playboy doing meet and greet [Daily Press]

Super Bowl weekend party roundup [LAist]

Miranda Kerr should get your week started correctly [Bright Black Internet]

We’ll get back to regularly scheduled dump links tomorrow. Things are still fuzzy after last night’s game. 

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