In Case You're UnAmerican

 Not a big football fan? The game is a blowout by half? The wife nagging you because you’ve been watching football nonstop since 9 a.m.?

Here are some of today’s viewing alternatives.

ABC: “America’s Funniest Home Videos” rerun and “Meet The Fockers” (8:00-11:00pm)
NBC: “Biggest Loser” marathon (7:00-11:00pm)
Animal Planet: “Puppy Bowl IV” (3:00pm-3:00am)
ESPN2: “World’s Strongest Man Competition” marathon (6:00pm-5:00am)
Food Network: “Food Network Challenge” (3:00-9:00pm)
Lifetime: “Football-Free Movie Extravaganza” (11:00-2:00am)
Spike TV: “MLE Chowdown Championship: Ham N’ Egg”
Speed TV: “Lucas Oil on the Edge,” “Monster Jams” and “PINKS: All Out” episodes (2:00pm-4:00am)
TBS: “What Women Want” movie marathon (Noon-midnight)
TLC: “Miss America Pageant” re-air (6:00pm-2:00am)

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