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The City of Scottsdale should be ashamed for denying us the Lingerie Bowl

The sad news is here, fellas. No Lingerie Bowl at halftime of the Super Bowl. We know you were looking forward to the lovely lingerie ladies but the city of Scottsdale wasn’t amused by the gridiron showdown.

The city’s mayor (an uptight woman) has been fighting over a club named Pink Taco and the Lingerie Bowl became a boiling point. Nevermind college-aged girls being paid to party with celebrities. Or the thousands of pounds of silicone invading the city like aliens descending on the Arizona desert.

Lingerie is the enemy. (Past Lingerie Bowl pics after the jump!)

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The East Valley Tribune has the depressing news,

Lingerie Bowl V promoters acknowledged today there will be no Super Bowl halftime special this year featuring scantily clad female football players.

“Unfortunately we wasted too much time in Scottsdale in trying to attain a permit thus limiting our possibilities in neighboring cities,” said Horizon Productions spokesman Chris Martin, who had no comment on the city’s handling of the application.

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