Super Bowl Entertainment Should Be Top Notch, Terrell Owens To Play Basketball Game

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Just another brotha’ enjoying Super Bowl parties of years gone by

The Arizona Republic has the XLII party beat covered like no other.

Did you know it was possible to spend $250 per ticket to some stupid pickup basketball game featuring Terrell Owens and other NFL players? Like you had anything better to do with $500. It goes to charity, so have a heart.

Suiting up for this year’s game are Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens, Philadelphia Eagle Brian Westbrook, Arizona Cardinal Larry Fitzgerald, Cleveland Brown Braylon Edwards, Washington Redskin Shawn Springs and Indianapolis Colt Antoine Bethea.

Recording artist Tank, actor Christian Keyes and ESPN’s City Slam Dunk champion Skywalker also will be in the house, along with NFL mascots and cheerleaders.

The “Terrell Owens Will Cry After This Teammate Misses Game-Winning Shot “ Betting Line:

Larry Fitzgerald: 4/1

Braylon Edwards: 3/2

Shawn Springs: 10/1

Antoine Bethea: 15/1

Brian Westbrook: 50/1

In other Super Bowl party news, Peyton Manning will be partying it up with CC Sabathia and Griffey Jr. at the Upper Deck hoe down. What, no chicks? This party has too much testosterone written all over it.

That won’t be the case at the Hef bash where he will show off his stable of Playboy honeys. Hef, not trying to seem too old, will host the party with a 1960s vintage cowboy theme.

Romo in chaps, perhaps. The gays and fat Texan women hold their breath.

 

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