Oklahoma State Spirit Calendar Doesn’t Stand Chance Against Luke’s Urges

An Ohio State Fan's Guide To New Orleans Strip ClubsAn Ohio State Fan's Guide To New Orleans Strip Clubs
Miss Howard TV and Tempe12 Calendar Girl Stephanie Petruso Does Insight BowlMiss Howard TV and Tempe12 Calendar Girl Stephanie Petruso Does Insight Bowl

 

2153693588_d530d30731.jpg

Luke showing off the goods. Pure Oklahoman filth.

We were pleased when Big Gay Rich sent us this photo of a fine young man going through puberty and receiving the greatest Christmas gift ever.

12 months of tail!

Just look at how happy this made him. It’s totally going under his mattress for special occasions.

This Oklahoma State Spirit calendar won’t withstand an entire year of page turning. It’ll be shredded by May. Hope Aunt Becky bought you a backup copy.

We’ve been there Luke. Back before the Internet, Busted Coverage waited with great patience every February for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. That sucker was under lock down 24-hours a day. BC guarded it from horny outsiders who would perpetrate on our beautiful Kathy Ireland.

So enjoy, kid. Soon you’ll be a horny 20-something still holding onto that OSU cheerleader calendar. But it’ll be shredded you’ll only have the memories.

gallery_1_46_54070.jpg

med_gallery_1_54_185616.jpgmed_gallery_1_54_129503.jpgmed_gallery_1_54_326168.jpg

Comments
The Backyard: Best Of The Web
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 330 other followers