Oklahoma State Spirit Calendar Doesn’t Stand Chance Against Luke’s Urges

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Luke showing off the goods. Pure Oklahoman filth.

We were pleased when Big Gay Rich sent us this photo of a fine young man going through puberty and receiving the greatest Christmas gift ever.

12 months of tail!

Just look at how happy this made him. It’s totally going under his mattress for special occasions.

This Oklahoma State Spirit calendar won’t withstand an entire year of page turning. It’ll be shredded by May. Hope Aunt Becky bought you a backup copy.

We’ve been there Luke. Back before the Internet, Busted Coverage waited with great patience every February for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. That sucker was under lock down 24-hours a day. BC guarded it from horny outsiders who would perpetrate on our beautiful Kathy Ireland.

So enjoy, kid. Soon you’ll be a horny 20-something still holding onto that OSU cheerleader calendar. But it’ll be shredded you’ll only have the memories.

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