Today's Spankings : Lisa Joyner, Lowri Turner, Jane Badler

Lisa Joyner felt sorry for Jon Cryer so she married him

New Year’s Eve is a horrible day for Spankings. Not much to report. Couple of unknown older chicks. We prefer the under 35-crowd. Not getting that today.So we’ll make this quick.

Today’s Birthdays:

1953 – Jane Badler, American actress

1964 – Lowri Turner, British TV presenter

1966 – Lisa Joyner, American entertainment reporter

Jane Badler preparing to kick some 1980s ass

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