Jamie Lynn Spears Chastity Belt Malfunctions

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By now you know that Jamie Lynn Spears has been spermenated.

We’re here to put this into perspective.

You see, this thing pictured below, must be worn at all times if you are female and your last name is Spears.

Learn it ladies.


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