Daily Dump: Winter Wallop, Buckeye Haters, Unrelenting Beaver, Oklahoma Shocker, Marcia Cross Bares Bush

Today's Spankings: Snejana Onopka and Helen SlaterToday's Spankings: Snejana Onopka and Helen Slater
Today's Spankings : Danielle Lloyd, Anna Sedokova, Angela Bloomfield, Nancy ValenToday's Spankings : Danielle Lloyd, Anna Sedokova, Angela Bloomfield, Nancy Valen

Who’s ready for some football in blizzard conditions? As Busted Coverage sits here nice and cozy, the weather outside should make for an interesting game in Cleveland. We’ve been monitoring via Weather on the 8s, and it sounds like a serious snowball situation at today’s game.

snowbunnyalps.jpgThe weather is so serious you can be sure Jim Cantore is popping wood this morning.

A wet snow mixed with freezing rain should create perfect snowball conditions for Browns fan. Add liquor on top of the snow, blizzard winds, a pissed off wife at home, a suck ass job to return to in the morning and referees and you have a Molotov cocktail of emotions today.

Things could get dicey as the Shit Stains are fighting for a playoff spot – against Buffalo.

(See post dedicated to Browns fan later.)

In other news, how about this Beaver guy who ran through gaping holes against Mount Union last night. We haven’t seen a beaver produce like that since Jenna Jameson burst onto the VHS market.

Mount Union suffers its first loss since 2005 and fails to match App. State with the 3-peat.

Sidenote: Anyone else having trouble getting into the basketball season? Things are so boring that I’ve turned to curling on Canadian television. The chicks are getting hotter thanks to TV exposure and it’s very exciting when they scream “HARD.”

Today’s Dump:

Johnny Damon celebrates off-season with booze and sunny weather [Drunken Stepfather]

Rich Rodriguez looks at bank statement, realizes he’s about to hit lottery [Wizard of Odds]

High school kids recreate basketball fight as seen on ESPN [ NW Times]

Keon Clark admits to being complete drunk [ESPN/AP]

Jake Locker can be better than Tebow, says some old guy [Seattle Times]

Ohio State playing “We’re so hated” card weeks before big game [Columbus Dispatch]

Joke of the day: Guy wants BCS Championship tickets for Christmas…. [Shreveport Times]

Remember when the Aloha Bowl meant something, those were the days [Star Bulletin]

ACC taking championship to stripper capital of the world [MVN]

Oklahoma wins ESPN national title, Mike Gundy not impressed [Awful Announcing]

Today’s Tail:

Marcia Cross shows off the NSFW goods [Egotastic]

Amanda Beard has bikini permanently tattooed to her body [Hollywood Tuna]

Your “Girls in Santa suit” dream fulfilled [AttuWorld]

Karolina Kurkova rock climbs for photo shoot [CelebSlam]

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