Lauren Conrad Can't Drink Beer or Eat Chicken Wings And Keep Her Shape

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For some reason the title of the new blog has me looking at ‘busts’ all day. Can’t get my mind off bust coverage.  Lauren Conrad fills our need tonight. The Hills star graces the January 2008 Shape magazine cover and offers up her eating habits – as if you care.

“I used to love fast food,” Lauren, 21, admits.

“Now I eat six small meals a day consisting mostly of fish, beans, and other protein, along with veggies.”

What, no beer or Jack and Cokes? What kind of day is that. Maybe she can get Jennifer Love Hewitt on the same diet. Then we won’t have to hear about fat women and how they should feel beautiful. We’ve got news for you. Watch The Biggest Loser on NBC as see how many of those monsters feel beautiful.

Ain’t happening. You think Nate Newton looks in the mirror and sees beauty?

He sees a 16-pack of flab that looks like a holding vat for Bud Light world headquarters.

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