Iowa State Fan Nearly Goes To Jail After Stealing Cops’ Golf Cart
We’ll get to the daily dump later this morning, but first I wanted to make sure you don’t get all boozed up and steal a student cops’ golf cart.
“Do you want to go to jail, buddy.”
“Argh, Aw, Argh, Ah, Ah, Uh, Argh.”
Being an Iowa State fan requires being a drunk.